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Happy April 1

I usually ignore Poisson D’Avril jokes, but can’t resist passing along this “ad” I received today from Dharma Trading.

Website Voice Recognition Enabled!

Set up your voice recognition by speaking the following words loudly and clearly to your computer to form a baseline: Rumplestiltskin, Onomatopoeia, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, sham-a-lam-a-ding-dong. Finally, to confirm set up of voice control, please state, “I love Dharma Trading!” Based on your tone and the sincerity detected by the system, the website will take your verbal order, lament your lack of true love for Dharma, or not speak to you again until you figure out what you did wrong (Pro-Tip: it’s not WHAT you said, but HOW you said it). We’ll include an at-home Dhar-Mama device for all future orders.

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